While we potter about during the enforced useless international break and just before players are sent back with multi-variants of the COVID virus to infect their teammates, I thought now might be a good time to review some proposals emanating from FIFA.
Regular readers – or irregular readers – or readers who are irregular – and anyone who can read, will know the high esteem in which I hold FIFA. It’s up there with the United Nations, UNICEF as a force for good in this world.
From what I’ve been able to assess there are some of the more interesting ideas being generated. And, this time, we have our ex glorious leader – The Right Honourable, Sir AW – for helping along this process. He was always quite the Renaissance man; intellectual, cerebral, multi-lingual and philosophical. The Harry Redknapp anthesis.
So let’s review, in no particular order, some of the best ideas coming out of FIFA:
- Introduction of a square ball. With the increase in skills of all players of all age groups, this proposal would challenge players and force adaption.
- Give points for away goals scored. To encourage more attacking play a team could lose, away from home 4-3 and still gain three points.
- League table tie-breaks to be resolved by alphabetical ordering of the team rather than goal difference.
- In order to create equal opportunities for left-footed players, require each team to have an equal balance of right footed players and left footed ones with the 11th played being ambidextrous.
- Increase the goal size. This would enable certain teams – Sheffield United, Sp*rs to improve their fans experience
- Increase the length of games to 120 minutes and increase the number of substitutes. This would allow teams/clubs to add more players to their roster and the players union also would like this idea
- Split the game into quarters not halfs. This would allow for more advertising revenue and therefore reflate the economics of the game
- Allow VAR to be reviewed next day so that referee mistakes can be adjusted 24 hours after the game. This would allow for goals to be nullified and scores to changes after the completion of the game (with adjustments for day light savings time)
These ideas would certainly impact the existing establishment and challenge the staid, conservative football authorities. Let’s see how they digest these. And remember also to enjoy the beginning of a new month. If memory serves me correctly it should be April 1st today.