Author: BBandbeyond BBandbeyond

Still TOTL. But, now the pressure starts. Two losses in a row. Two games without goals. But, in this game, we were clearly way below par; below Partey. Not that I can blame Jorginho but I’ll try finding a way.

Listen, it’s a long season and we knew there would be some dips. This though felt more like a throwback performance. We were sloppy for most of the game. Too many simple passes were under hit or put our own players in danger.

It did not help that they had recently installed the Ugly Dyche in place of the Limp Lampard. If only they could have waited another game. They were physical, energized, well-organized. They were Burnley 2.0. They were Burnley with supporters. They were Burnley with attitude. And we were, well, Arsenal of last year.

This will be an interesting test now of how far we’ve come. How do we handle this result and performance. Do we dig in and stop the rut setting in? Today, too many players seemed off the pace. Eddie barely touched the ball but then he barely saw it. Martinelli was up against old-man Coleman. So old that when Arteta was at Everton, they played alongside each other. But he failed to run at him and create any real chances. And he lost possession too easily.

On the other side Saka was being bullied by their Ukrainian. And whenever he received the ball he was marked by three thugs. Odegaard was pretty anonymous in this game and not only had no impact but found it hard to release anyone with his passes. Saka was not helped by White. Against United I genuinely thought White was injured or sick. But, again, today, his distribution was off and he gave too many balls away. In particular, in the first half when, under a little pressure he misplaced the pass to Odergaard which then set up a chance for Calvert Klein and the Andy Caroll pony-tail. Eventually he was replaced by Tommy. I think we’re are the point where Tommy needs to start and have White search for his missing mojo. These two meant that Saka was too isolated. The best passes too him came from Zinny and Xhaka playing cross-field balls. He did nearly score only to have one of their big apes clear the ball off the line.

Saliba was also guilty of little mistakes. Passes that put our midfield under pressure and hesitating too often. Gabriel was pretty solid though, just once, he did lose him man to allow a free header on goal. But he played CL quite well. ZInny was the only one who seemed up for this game. He took on the initiative to try and push the team forward. But they parked the bus and worked tirelessly to shut us down. Unfortunately, as they game wore on and they tired we made substitutions that meant we still weren’t able to create obvious chances.

It’s unlike Arteta to make chances so early but on the 58^th minute we removed the ineffective Martinelli and brought on Trossard – who made an immediate difference. Ever since Martinelli signed his new contract his performances have disappointed 🙂 .

And then Partey was replaced by Jorginho. And then Everton scored. I’m not saying it was directly Jorginho fault. But, in the same way last week as soon as Partey was replaced by Sambi we lost the game, we saw the same thing this week. That’s not to say I don’t like Jorginho. I don’t; I hate him. I wish we’d never bought him from LA Chelsea. I hate the idea we gave them money. I hate the idea that, in the long line of Chelsea failures – Willian, David Luiz, Gallas and even Cech – we have to acquire their rejects. He’s too old, too slow and I pray we never let him take a penalty. I don’t trust this guy to fit in. At least with Sambi he had potential to improve. I fear that Jorginho will be a poor-mans Willian. Sent over by Chelsea to ruin our season.

In classic Burnley style they then proceeded to score from a corner. Ramsey had not looked confident on any of the previous corners so this had the feeling of inevitability about it. We’ve seen Ramsdale have issues from corners all season. He seems to get lost in the crowd and can’t decide when to come out. For this one, the box was (again) crowded and he made no attempt to intercept a ball within the 6 yard area. But we had Saka, Jorginho and ultimately Odegaard not marking them men to give Big Ears a clean header at goal.

Our response was muted and inconsistent. We infrequently created chances. Odegaard skyed one after some nice work by Eddie. Trossard had a few shots. Pickford wasted more minutes on his goal kicks than he had saves to make. He is a limited goalie but today we barely tested him. Eddie had one clear chance in the first half and none in the second. Too many times that final pass was overhit or left short.

Until their corner I had thought this would end nill nill. But once they scored I knew we’d lost. And we ended up with a midfield of Jorginho and Vieira. That’s a scary state of affairs. The only one who pushed us forward today was Zinny. He was our best player. Xhaka also left too many simple passes short or overhit his passes behind the full-backs. It was just not happening for too many people today. To be honest I thought Partey looked fine today. He still controlled the midfield and linked us up. It must have been that his rib injury really was impairing him. But once he was replaced you could see the gaps appear in our midfield. Did I mention I’m not a great fan of Jorginho?

Performances like today certainly give you pause in the belief we can win this league. Too many players were off their game. Too many players could not find their rhythm. Too many players were out-muscled. We looked like Man City on a poor day. Just too slow on the ball and unable to find that final pass. Let’s hope City turn into Arsenal come the end of the (last) season.

The pressure will mount now after two losses in a row. How we react and respond will be telling to whether we can withstand set-backs. This loss was different to the one at Old Trafford. That was VAR/referee induced. Here it was entirely on us. This is still a young team. So it will fall on Partey – assuming he recovers – and Xhaka to help guide this team. Of course, you can’t be perfect in each and every game. It’s inevitable there will be games like this. The pressure will mount now along with the inevitable questions. How we respond will tell us how this season will pan out.  

A special word for Neil Maupay. What a monumental Cunning Unpleasant Neanderthal Twat.  A complete dick. He fouled Gabriel for a non-awarded penalty and then tried to get Zinny sent off right at the end. He is just a nasty little fucker. And a waste of money. But not our money.

Now I have to find a way to enjoy the rest of the week-end. I don’t know whether I should wish for a City win that would push that lot even further behind us and limit their chances of champions League football or for that lot to cause City to lose and not make up any ground on us. Maybe a draw would be the best outcome. With Kane being injured and Son being sent-off. I need something to cheer me up.

For another week though, we remain TOTL. So enjoy that while it lasts.

-LB7

TOTL. Still. Well, it was just the F. A. Cup. I’m not too broken-hearted with this result. We don’t need these extra games. Having said that, this was a game we could have won. And maybe should have.

The selection made sense. We needed to protect key players. Unfortunately our squad depth and the injury to Elneny prevented us from resting Partey. This was what I had feared. And with Samabi being clearly insufficient, the one player who is the key to our team had to put in more minutes. Now we have to wait to assess the duration of his sideline stay. Whether this causes us to pull yet another player from Brighton will depend on how much LA Chelsea are willing to pay. And whether we are interested in Rising Rice. It would seem unlikely we’d buy one now and one later. But we need one now. Not that Caicedo would be able to seamlessly slide into that role.

Troussard slotted in smoothly right away; he looks like he was just another piece of the puzzle. Even with a pedestrian Tierney behind him, Troussard terrorized Stones and Lewis. He was both creative and direct. Between him and Toomy, we could have easily taken the lead. He unquestionably adds squad depth and provides an alternative for our front-line. He will thrive for us and is a fine example of bringing in an experienced PL player that does not require adaptation time.

Saka was quiet today but I think that was a direct impact of not being quickly fed the ball and lacking the presence of Odegaard alongside him. Vieira is an example of someone who does need time. He barely impacted the game. There is talent there but it’s going to take time to unlock. All this meant that Eddie also suffered. He was physically outmuscled by Akanji but still nibbled at a few chances.

The backline was interesting as well. While Tommy felt like an interchangeable swap with White, on the other side Tierney, while solid, highlighted his own limitations. Though to be fair I don’t think they are many left-backs that play like Zinny.

Watching the hairy Holding brought back memories of that disastrous Sp*rs performance. Very quickly he was bullied by the Ugly Norsk and was fortunate that the ref penalized the UN. Thereafter Holding and his hair were physically all over the UN. It was amazing that HH only received a yellow card in the 42 minute. By then it seemed inevitable he’d get his second before the half time whistle. Listen, I know we all love HH, but honestly, did he not learn anything from his aggressive manhandling of Son? Rightly, in order to protect him from the inevitable second yellow, he was replaced at half-time.

Unfortunately we also had to swap out Partey for Sambi. Thats like exchanging a Rolls-Royce for a Smart car. It’s like changing John, Paul, George and Ringo for the Jonas Brothers. It’s like changing my dog for any of my children (it’s ok they’ve still not learned to read so they won’t ever see this). Immediately you could see the impact of to the rest of the team. Sambi has not figured out – by watching Partey for 15+ games this season – how to position himself and protect the defense. While he eventually seemed to adapt, it again, amplified our dependency and vulnerability to Partey. We’ve known this for two years now but it was Elneny that could provide some cover. But now he seems to have broken down. Elneny is picking up injuries with the predictability that Sp*rs change their managers. Immediately you could see how Partey elevates the game of everyone around him. Xhaka, now without both Partey and Odegaard, had less influence and in conjunction with the presence of Tierney and Vieira  highlighted our limitations.

Then City knicked a goal. You could argue that Saliba should have closed down Aki but then Saka should have tracked him man. Turner had limited visibility to this placed pass into the net. In fact, Turner was the least of our issues; he put in a very creditable performance. His distribution is still in need of some work but he is a good shot stopper and will continue to improve with time. He will suffer the most from the lack of minutes now without a cup run.

The introduction of Zinny and Odegaard provided an uplift. But it was noticeable that our captain had to continually point out to Sambi where he should be positioning himself.  The balance of this team shifts without these two. This is why squad depth is so important. But even with these two we were not able to create too many clear chances. By then Saka had been removed along with Troussard. Maybe if we had started with all four we’d have a different outcome. But at least this was just the F. A. Cup.

In hindsight, arguably a better strategy would have been to rest not just ZInny and Odegaard but Partey and Saka as well. I know we have over a week until our next game. But we are so exposed to these key players. Until now we’ve been relatively injury free. Conversely, if we had played our full-team, we could have progressed. It feels like we were stuck in between these two approaches. Of course, I’m only saying this because of the injury to Partey.

We could best describe this game as Man City 1 Arsenal 0 or Sambi 1 Partey 0. That was the difference today. Sure, I know City did not field their entire first team and they lost Stone. But they have ready replacements. This now feels precarious. I fear it will take us back to last years implosion when Partey was injured. But this year we’re in an even worse situation without Elneny.

Maybe we just lose Partey for 2 or 3 games. Maybe Sambi finds his rhythm by playing more games. Maybe Elneny returns quickly. I’m scared to arrive at Goodison Park with their newly anointed, truly ugly manager without some protection in our midfield area. Everton will be looking for that new manager bounce. And last year is all too fresh in my memory. Of course, we’ve evolved since then. But without our lynch-pin, we have decisions to make.

Should we stay or should we go now – to grab Caicedo? Do we really want to let Brighton and also LAChelsea bid up this number to £90m? Would you pay that money? Sure, I know none of us have that money, but is he worth it? Would that protect our league position and fit into our longer-term plans. The good news is that no-one is now blaming the owners. The fact that we’re even contemplating this is quite a change from prior years.

Unfortunately, I’ve not studied Caicedo too much so don’t quite know what we’re getting. But I do like our Arsenal Reserves team. I mean, we sent them Welbeck and we’ve gotten back both White and Troussard from them. If we are going to do this though let’s at least do it quickly. Be decisive. Don’t leave the door open for LAC to steal this one as well. It does give a new meaning to the idea of stealing someone when you’re consistently prepared to pay way over the odds to collect so many players for your team. More than can even be registered. So much for financial fair play.

If I could set this Partey issue to one-side (which I can’t), and review the game from a broader perspective, then we could see that even with a reduced team in the first half we went toe-to-toe with City. We were not overrun. We were more than competitive. And we should have been ahead in the first half. All those bodes well for the two upcoming league games. We have improved sufficiently to genuinely compete with City. No longer do we need to mind the gap. Of course, that all depends on Partey. We were way more exposed in that second half.

We are so close. But now we have to worry about how to solve this puzzle. Do we pay or do we go now…down the table. Last years run-in scarred me. Maybe we move White into Partey’s position. Maybe we use Kiwior. But I don’t see how we survive this with Sambi. I would dearly love to be wrong but I have no faith in Sambi. I’m not even sure he has faith in himself. It feels like groundhog day. We spent years trying to make Xhaka our defensive holding (no, not the one with hair) midfielder. And now we’re doing the same with Sambi; it’s not the position he will ever excel in. Let’s hope we don’t waste 2 years coming to that conclusion.  Arteta, thankfully, is smarter than our prior Accountant. And that’s also why we’ve already made a formal bid. It’s just an issue now of whether the extra £30m is a bridge too far for us.

My guess would be we don’t nab him and he ends up with Potter at LAC. He can join Mudyrick sitting on the bench with Cucurella. Anyone that wants to go there should never be a player we want or need.

The window closes this week so all will soon be revealed. And then we can turn back to praying for Partey’s heath. At least it wasn’t his thigh this time. Maybe ESR can come back to save the day. In the meantime, to end on a more positive note – we’re still TOTL.

-LB7

TOTL. And worthy of it. We are the half-way Champions. Great game and great performance today. A match where we demonstrated all the good things about this team – skill, quality, determination and character. This was thrilling, if not a little nerve wracking. The quality of play was very high – from both sides. And the last 20 minutes were pure domination. We showed our desire to win and belief that we would. By that stage, if there was to be a winner that was only one outcome.

Two weeks running now we’ve knocked off possible contenders. And this match was more challenging. United are a way better team. Maybe we benefitted from them having a midweek game. We, as ever, had the same selection and for the first few minutes overrun them. There were a number of occasions when Martinelli had chances to either shoot or take on WanBeserker. We created openings but failed to make that final pass or shot. But we moved the ball quickly and put pressure on them. They found their feet quickly though and played some decent football. Without Casemiro they used McThickey and, consequently, lost some control and balance.

The game of number 8’s was won by our Martin. Up until he picked up a knock in the first half he controlled the game. Their big-eared #8 linked them up well. However Erikson was out of his depth today. But they did have one legitimate striker. And when Saka lost the ball and then Partey misplaced a pass, Rashford pounced and struck a mighty impressive goal. This boy can play. And once they replace their Burnley striker and that ugly right winger, then they will be a real threat.

Within 6 minutes we were level. Their goal only reignited us. The quality of our play was elevated even from last week. And central to this was Zinny and Xhaka. Throughout the game Zinny received the ball, pushed us forward and linked up the entire team. Xhaka was intelligent with his distribution and also moved all round the pitch. Odegaard pulled the strings and Saka caused Shaw nightmares. As good as Shaw was, Saka was tearing him to pieces. He was a constant threat. This is a player that is there for us in big moments and big games.

White had a funny old game. His passing was off as was his positioning. He did not look right today. Something was up. Aside from him and Martinelli, everyone turned up today. Partey, aside from that mistake, dominated the midfield. And behind him Gabriel overpowered their Dutch monster. Saliba, though relatively quiet, continued to read the game well and cover Rashfords runs.   

Our response was down our left care of playing out of a corner rather than delivering it. Ultimately Zinny freed up Xhaka who placed a perfect cross for Eddie to hear home. A classic forwards goal. The kind of goal that Jesus might score. But today, in addition to scoring, Eddie was very strong. His link up play and movement was excellent. He really looks like he fits in this team now. As good as he was last week, this week he was able to revel in a few goals. He is a natural goalscorer. One, who, in the past, I’d given up on and despaired that he would ever be able to play at this level.

This game, as much as we controlled, looked like it could grind out to be a 1-1 draw. Until, that is, a moment of pure magic from Saka. Coming in from the right, he sauntered past Erikson and then, to everyones surprise – including De Gea – unleashed an unstoppable curling shot into the corner. Unbelievable. As good as Rashfords goal was, this was even better. Absolutely brilliant. You have to love this boy. As good as we thought he was he’s proving to be even better. He might have started the season off a little slow but in the last two games – as great as Odegaard, Zinny, Xhaka, Partey and Eddie have been – he has been the star; the difference maker. This boy is a super star.

A digression. Rashford, seems to have finally grown from a breakaway striker into a skillful, talented and brilliant striker. And he come out of their academy. And we have Saka. A little younger but brilliant as well – just even more brilliant. And he came out of the academy. And both are English. And then we had another English striker who scored two goals today that also came out of our academy. So much for spending money. And look (if you can bare the ugliness) to look at their right winger. £100m for that. He was absolute crap. Zinny was barely troubled by him. He’s one footed and predicable. Compare his output to that of Saka. His passing was wayward and there was no link-up play. £100m for that? He made Grealish seem like good value for the money.

There were a few instances when the referee, Anthony Taylor, could have handed the game to them. A few calls could have given them a penalty but thankfully he called a good game. He kept most of the players under control and was using good judgement. So the game flowed and he managed to even hand out a card to Shaw after his fifth foul on Saka. But how does Arteta get a yellow first? Someone needs to tell the referees they have an obligation to protect Saka. Fortunately neither Saka or Gabriel picked up another yellow today.

At half time Arteta did the right thing and replaced White with Tommy. Their only threat was coming down our right via Rashford so replacing the off White helped strengthen our defense. Unfortunately, it did not help then that Ramsdale decided to try and catch rather than punch their corner resulting in them drawing level.  But rather then cause us to withdraw into a shell it invigorated us. We then found the spirit and belief to completely dominate the rest of the game. Odegaard came back into the game, Zinny run through the midfield and Xhaka was making penetrating runs. Martinelli was finding it hard to make that killer shot or pass, often needing too many touches and only infrequently getting by WanBesker.

Arteta made another great call, this time to replace Martinelli with Trossard. And what a mighty fine introduction that was. Right from the start he added that penetration that Martinelli did not have today. And was a key architect of the winning goal. He ran at their back line and laid off the ball to Zinny to crossed for the ball to finally have Eddie flick it in. Immediately I assumed it would be called offside. I had thought both Zinny and then Eddie were offside. And the ref seemed to also think it was offside. So, my celebration was entirely muted. But, again, VAR helped us out though technically it just confirmed the right decision. Mayhem then broke out. What a last minute goal. Eddie the poacher. Ian Wright would be so proud of him. All three goals from our academy players. But this last one was set up by our Friday signing. How just was that. £21m fee rather than the brutal £100m that LA Chelsea chose to spend on the signing we should have had. That’s karma for you. And, note that this stupid £100m was because of the benchmark that United set for Anthony. What a joke. Given me 3 or 4 Trossards any day of the week.

What a game. What a performance. And what an outcome. Deserved and warranted. We were, again, the better team playing the better football. But now we’ve added belief and spirit. We had them pinned in their box for the last 20 minutes. They could not escape. They had no outlet and we didn’t let up the pressure. The crowd were loud and supportive pushing the team on. Today Saka, Zinny, Martin, Eddie and Xhaka were immense. And somehow we found a way – Eddie found a way – to grab the well-earned three points.

So here we sit. TOTL. Halfway through the season. This team is not the team that started the season. And, try comparing it to the team that lost the first three games last season. If that’s the trajectory we are on, we have a long way to go still. The improvement is off the charts. The progression has been driven by key signings. Zinny is the pick of the bunch, he has liberated both Xhaka and Partey and has allowed each to focus their game in the areas where they excel. Jesus has not been too shabby either. I know we lack experience. And as we continue to progress the pressure will mount. I’m still not convinced we are equipped to win the league but we’ve certainty demonstrated the ability to complete with City for it. We are better than that lot down the road. And we’re better than United. It’s just a case of whether we’re the City reserve team or their first team. With the points difference and two games against them to come, we have some leeway.

It’s so enjoyable to watch this team grow, evolve and develop. Each game we see some incremental improvement, some new sign that this team is special. And when you see Saka and Eddie being interviewed after the game you are reminded how pathetically young they are. The future is bright that’s for sure. Adding Trossard was a brilliant move. Experience and a style of play that enables him to fit in seamlessly. We just need midfield cover now. The new Pole we’re adding will protect us from poor Gabriel having to play every game.

The F. A. Cup is up next. With three games against City it’s not plausible to think we won’t lose one of them. So, this is the one I’d be happy to lose. Let’s focus on the league (and the NoHoppaCup). Let City progress – along the way knocking out that lot down the road – and have to play yet more games. For this game we need to rest Saka, Partey, Martin and Eddie. We should play Elneny – assuming he’s fit – along with ESR. I’d give Ramsdale the night off. Let Turner get some game time. And protect our key players from injury and let them rest. We have a long way to go yet. And the league now should be our focus.

Today was brilliant. To see our team perform like that, under pressure responding by committing players forward and ripping through United. They just had no answer. This team will get even better even if we don’t quite manage to win the league this year. I know people state that this is the year – in the way that 2016 was with Leicester City. But we are not like that City and the other teams aren’t as weak – we are just better than them. And we’re way better than we were 6 years ago.

By the time we return to the EPL, Everton might well have a new manager. Let’s hope they keep Lampard in place, at least for a few more weeks. Now would be a sensible time to replace him as they have 2 weeks before they play us. But then Everton have never been sensible.  

Enjoy the next few days. Wallow in the glow of being TOTL. We’ll be there for a few more weeks. And here’s a statistic to make you happy. We are 17 points away from 5^th place. We could lose 5 straight games and we’d still qualify for the Champions League. Not too shabby.

-LB7

TOTL. And London is Red. Three wonderful points. Completely deserved. Though it has to be said that Sp*rs really are Rubbish. Crap. Shit. Just pretty awful. But then they were playing against the best team in the league.

We have now nearly earned ½ a Premier League title. Just 20 more games to go.   And no more (in the league) against this lot. Today we dominated. From the 6^th minute onwards. They started decently and for 5 minutes looked like they might have a team there. But normality returned. We retained possession and thoroughly controlled the game. Partey and Xhaka controlled the midfield. Odegaard and Saka controlled the right wing. And Gabriel and Saliba shut down their ineffective #10.

The gulf in class was all to evident. Of course, it has been for decades now. Well, for the entirety of my lifetime. Today the passing, movement and, most importantly, the intelligence of our play was at another level. We were calm in possession and attacking. Whenever they had the ball they went sideways and backwards. They lack even a scintilla of creativity. They had no game. Even in the second half, when they made a better effort, they were pretty predictable. Of course, it helped that Ramsdale actually is a mighty fine goalkeeper. We’ve not needed him too much this season. But here, at rent-a-stadium, he made a number of crucial saves.

I know I should venerate our team but I can’t stop myself from laughing of the ineptitude of that lot. So disjointed with no obvious gameplan. That first half really tore the game away from them. We continued to put pressure on them in possession allowing us to win the ball higher up the pitch.

It helped that they still expect Llorris to be able to play with the ball at his feet. And save the ball with his hands. My only concern had been Partey giving the ball away needlessly a few times and putting us under pressure. Too often his passing was too short and his first touch was heavy. Yet our first goal originated through him. Though his first touch nearly let Kane get possession he was able to touch it away from him and then, once he received the ball back, played a classic Partey pass to release Saka.  After dancing away from Sessegnon he then teed up the ball perfectly for Lloris for us to get our first goal.

All our key activity came down our right. And the second goal involved Partey and Saka again. But this time Odegaard dispatched the ball past a slowly moving Lloris to seal our dominance. On both NLDs our key midfielders have scored stunning goals. In fact, Partey then proceeded to nearly break the post with a crushing shot. We should have been 3-0 up.

Fortunately, today, there was a reasonable referee even if Paul Tierney was on VAR duty. It looked like they might have stolen, right at the end of the half, an undeserved penalty. But thankfully they realized that Saliba barely touched Hojbjerg. Pawson managed to retain control of the game, hand out the required yellow cards to them and not be intimidated. Though how Romero managed to stay on the pitch is beyond me.

Martinelli was, by his standards, relatively quite today. But behind him Zinny was crucial to our creativity and link-up play. Along with that Zhaka/Partey partnership we were able to create and pull them apart at will. And, the front line was ably lead by Eddie today. Maybe he could have done better with his early chance and then a couple latter in the game. But he worked so hard. His game has developed so much. In the first half he took down a powerful pass from White on the by-line, retained the ball and kept the move going. No-way would he have done that last year. His movement has improved and his effort is more like Jesus now.

The second half was more about game management. They had very little, but we wanted to absorb their minimal threat and protect the lead. As we should. Even then, we had many opportunities, still demonstrated smooth passing and one touch football. This game is always worrying because they are so annoying but in truth, it was as relaxing a NLD at their place as I could remember. We were clearly so much better than them. It felt more like we were playing Bournemouth or Everton.

Odegaard’s game continues to evolve and grow. His presence in this team is key now. All good things run through him. And his effort and workrate ensure that we can win the ball back high up the pitch. But it’s his intelligence and wonderful soft touch that stand out. There were so many examples but when he danced round their defenders on the edge of the area only for Romero to foul him again that was delicious.

White was largely untroubled and was able to support Saka. Remember when we had Cedric or Bellerin trying to be supportive of Saka? Between them they continue to torment defenders. Alongside him Saliba was solid – no mistakes today – and Gabriel was strong, consistent and stable with his distribution.  Again, behind them they had the best English goal in the league. The save from Sessegnon was the game changer. If they had managed to undeservedly steal a goal then the intensity of the game would have shifted. Instead, his reflexes literally saved us.

This team is turning into the real deal. Against the supposed top teams – not that I’d include Sp*rs in that group – we are now taking points and being competitive. Well, we’re TOTL, so we’re doing many things right. We just need to stay injury free and red card free.

I was happy to see Martinelli go off once he got that yellow card. But I worry a little about Tierney. He seems to have lost his mojo. But at least Zinny stayed on to help create. Tesco boy seemed behind the pace and positionally a little lost. It was also good to see ESR on the pitch for a few seconds. That will help us as the season progresses. There are many more banana skins ahead for us but at least that lot won’t be an issue now. Maybe they could help us on Thursday when they play City. But based on todays performance they have no chance. I can’t seem them qualifying for the CL. Brentford look a better organized team – as do Fulham. Let alone Liverpool.

A word on Richarlison – what a Cunning Unlikable Nasty Toad he is. Always looking for trouble. As soon as he was on the pitch he was arguing and pushing players around. In the face of the referee and generally a bully. And at the end of the game he had the temerity to slap Ramsdale on the head. This was then followed by some stupid little Sp*rs fan come onto the pitch to kick Ramsdale. Let’s see if the FA does something about that. Don’t hold your breath though. That kids should be banned for life. Or made to watch each and every Sp*rs game for life. Who knows which is worse punishment.

After the game comments from Conte were interesting. He was as subdued and passive as I’ve seen. This is a thoroughly unpleasant man who knows he was completely beaten today. Even he could not moan and complain at any injustice. Whereas Arteta, rightfully, just beamed.

Today though threw up a dilemma I thought I’d never have to grapple with. Something that I’ve never doubted. But, now I’ve had to question myself and question whether my foundational beliefs were flawed and whether I was too rooted in the past. Had, in all these years, I been blinded to the true despicable, contemptable, corrupting influence that was right in front of me. I had, proudly, grown up (ok, not that I actually have ever grown up) with pure anger and distain for the losers that are Sp*rs. It’s well deserved and barely requires an explanation to any sentinel, warm blooded person. I will go to my grave with that unquenched hatred. It comforts me.

But now I find myself worrying that I’ve misdirected some of my hatred and that I should be looking to west London. In so many ways they are the greater hypocritical and destructive force in our game. Any team with both John Terry and Diego Costa being managed by Darth Vader should be despised.  But if we thought they were classless with no history and all Russian corrupt money, we are now seeing them elevate their stupidity and arrogance to an entirely new level.  They are the COVID killers to the Flu of Sp*rs.  Chelsea are as mindlessly wasteful and soul destroying as PSG. How did I not realize this any earlier I don’t know. I always knew they had ruined English Football before Man City joined in. But Chelsea’s use of money puts both City and Newcastle to shame. First off, I don’t even know if it is their money. At least with the sovereign wealth finds we know they have limitless pockets of oil (and money) that they will continue to pump into their teams. But for Chelsea we know it’s not the money of the CEO. It’s a hedge fund – that at some point will want a return on this wasted money.

I had not truly focused on the damage that Chelsea with their morally vacuous and ethically challenged owners have infected the league with. But now in the space of a week we’re seen yet again the stupidity, lazzyness and wonton waste of excess money as they have laid bare their inability to create their own vision, plan or strategy. Instead, they merely look to hijack other teams plans by overpaying for any player that any other team is interested in.  It started in the summer window with Raphinha and then Cucurella. And now we see them steal both Joao Felix and Mudryck. Not only do they pay over the odds for the first guy but they offer an 8.5 year contract. What? That is not just unheard of but insane. I’m not sorry to see them by-pass us. Anyone who wants to play for a 10^th placed team is not worthy of playing for Arsenal.

I just don’t know I’ve ever really felt this type of contempt for another team. We have so many examples now of their buying strategy. How pathetic and embarrassing are they? Firing Tuchel right after signing Aubameyang. And now this. If only they could bring back Lampard as their manager. If only they could fall into a relegation battle.

And all this on the day of the NLD, when my energy and hatred should be focused on them. Yet another reason to hate Chelsea. But hating them more than Sp*rs? That has been an enjoyable lifelong commitment. I’ve never challenged my belief that as long as Sp*rs lost on any given day I could handle us losing. But now l’m wondering whether I’ve missed the larger threat to humanity living nearly so close to our door steps. Fortunately, I carry enough anger and hatred that without diminishing my feelings for that lot I have ample to spare, enabling me to invest so much more into my contempt and hatred for Chelsea.

Phew, glad I got that therapy session over with. Back to us now. What a great performance. Dominant and deserving of all three points. Next up are a resurgent United. But we owe them. Last year Sp*rs had a ref to help them and at Old Trafford we were denied the opening goal. So, now, at home, without an incompetent ref (please keep P. Tierney or Madley well away from us), we have our chance at retribution. We can’t lose this one. And thankfully we have a week to recover whereas they have to play Palace first. Maybe they can do us the favour they weren’t able to do today. Either way, this will be another opportunity for us to demonstrate the growth and development of this team. We forget how young they are. But not how talented!

Eight points clear. But that’s still not enough. With City chasing (and maybe United as well) and lacking the required squad depth, we need to get the points now. As the seasons ploughs on – as it did last season – we should expect to wilt towards the end of the season. Unless we can sign players so quickly that Chelsea can’t.

A well earned weeks rest now. And don’t forget to bask in the glow of this wonderful victory. This is a team that will only improve and a manager that will only get better. BTW, how well behaved was he today! So, we get to enjoy a few more weeks as league leaders. And the acknowledged best team in England. And more importantly, in North London. It does not get better than that. NL remains Red.

-LB7

Still TOTL. But this was the opposite of our last game. There was little joy to be had tonight. And that’s because Newcastle – for understandable reasons – chose to adopt the well worn playbook of Bolton and Stoke. They played for a point. And got it.

We kept a clean sheet and got a hard earned point. We’ll be frustrated. But if we can take that frustration into our next match – The NLD – and take it out on them then I’ll be more than happy. And, more importantly, both Saka and Saliba avoided yellow cards, so they are eligible to play in that game.

We had out chances early on. We came out like gangbusters (again). But we could not quite take our chances. We were just off but just a smidge. You could see it all over the pitch. Both Zinny and Xhaka made misplaced passes. We did not see that at Brighton. But then Brighton did not sit there with 10 behind the ball. Given the transition in that club (Newcastle) over the last year it’s quite an impressive feat. Of course, it’s been more than helped by the endless pit of Saudi money. But at this stage, for them, a point protected their elevated position. You can be sure that when we go to St. James Park they will be more pressing, intense and less defensive.

We still managed to play some good football but too often we were falling into the trap of passing sideways and backwards and we tried to find gaps. The times when we were able to open them up was when we passed quicker and more vertical. But that was tough in such limited space.

I’ll come back to the size of our squad again. We made no changes from Saturday. I understand why. But I think we just missed a little extra zip today. Too many players were off by just 1%; which at this level is enough to change the outcome. For example, Martinelli, after his efforts against Brighton was relatively quiet. To be fair, Trippier played him quite well. Saka, on the other side was confronted by the man-mountain called Dunk (I mean, what sort of name is that) and then supported by at least one other. Saka still managed to create chances and worked well with Odegaard but never managed to make that final pass.

Eddie also worked hard. His link-up play has improved so much. But he barely had any chances today. What he did have though were a couple of bullying center-halves who kicked him around all game. As they did to Saka. In fact, as all of them did. From the first minute, in addition to time-wasting, they systematically fouled and broke the game up. Again, that is their right. It’s where they are as a team. But here we would expect a reasonable referee to control the game.

Instead, Madley started handing out yellow cards to them and clearly felt that he needed to be a socialist with his cards. So, to even things up, he handed cards to Eddie and Zinny while allowing pretty nasty tackles to not warrant more yellows for them. This resulted in a very petulant match that arose entirely from Madley’s mis-handling of the game.

Generally, the one thing that seemed about right at the world cup was the standard of refereeing (with one of two obvious exceptions). This is why just two English refs were appointed. Because here, in the most popular league in the world, we have refs like Madley and Tierney and others, who are not fit for the job.

Of course, again, this played right into Newcastle’s tactics. As the game progressed they managed to disrupt the rhythm of the game. From rolling on the ground, to chasing the ref and surrounding him this all managed to take us out of our stride. They successfully mastered the Allardyce playbook. In the end I was half waiting for the inevitable penalty to be awarded against us.   

I don’t believe Ramsdale had a shot to save for the entire game. Their primary threat came from all the free-kicks they fell over for, and their corners. On the plus side, Saliba was back to his best with no silly mistakes. Alongside him Gabriel was also consistent even if there were too many times when he was isolated on the ball before Zinny or Partey made themselves available.

There are lessons here again for our young team. How to deal with a negative, solid, cynical and defensive team. How to deal with an incompetent referee. And how to manage a game. In years past we’d had overcommitted and given up a goal. Today, we pressed right until the end. Could have had a penalty but, in truth, did not require Pope to make more than a couple of important saves.

It’s tough to fault anyone today. But it was also noticeable how few substitutions we made. Just Tomi for White. No other ideas came from the bench to change things up. This speaks to the depth of our squad. Being able to bring someone else on who might have contributed that creative spark might have been the difference. Instead, we had to persist with the tired legs of our key players.  

Fortunately we now have 10 days before the NLD. Hopefully we treat the F A Cup like the early rounds of the NoHoppa so that Partey, Saka etc don’t have to play.

I know we should have won this game but Newcastle really were pretty resolute. They have mastered the park-the-bus, time-wasting approach and sprinkled in a little bit of quality; just enough to threaten. But I still think Brighton are a better team than them. Of course, once Newcastle spend another £100m+ in this current window and also the next, we’ll see how they look.

They got the result they wanted and we didn’t. It’s not the worst outcome. We can’t win every game. There will always be games like this. The crowd were excellent today. They created a great atmosphere and supported the team throughout. But in a long season we should expect this. It’s also good experience for the team. For them to learn to take their chances when they are on top.

After the excitement and joy of West Ham and Brighton, this naturally feels like 2 points dropped. And a team that could contend to win the league can’t really afford that. However, with a stronger squad i.e. +1 Ukrainian, we will inevitably improve. The way Madley was running this game I was fearful that this was being tee’d up to send of Xhaka or Gabriel. So, I consider it fortunate that one of them did not lose their cool. Unlike Arteta. He also needs to calm himself down on the sidelines. Sometimes – like at Anfield last year – he can become a distraction. And I worry that his frustration gets transmitted to the players. But that is also part of his (and the teams) inexperience. But it also shows how intense and committed he is. How fully engaged and emotionally involved he is. And, especially when you have a ref like Madley, it must be so frustrating. Nonetheless, Arteta needs to manage that and allow his team to focus on applying pressure. Which, to be fair, for the most part they did.

Off to the F. A. Cup now. Let’s hope by the time we get to the NLD that Conte is still in place. He is doing such a fine job over there. Everything we could have hoped for. They spent +£100m in the last transfer window, and yet he still moans. With a little luck Vieira will emulate Emery. And then we can put the final nail in place. But before that it’s off to Oxford.

And, always remember. We are TOTL. Still.

-LB7

TOTL. EOY. TOTL. What a way to end the year and enter 2023. TOTL.

Review Over. And a day late.

Same team and some outcome. No changes and a goal in the first two minutes. We did not dominate a good Brighton team but controlled the game. Two nil up by half-time and then another goal right at the start of the second half. This was cruise control.

Sure, we wobbled a little towards the end and it became more fraught than needed. But with others dropping points we’re still lodged at the top with some breathing space. Who would have believed this? Not me.

Right from the kick-off we were aggressive and opened them up. Zinny on the left is so important to us. He liberates Xhaka and feeds Martinelli. But the man of the moment is Odegaard. He was aggressive, worked really hard and dominated this game. His vision and touch were stellar. The last few games he’s managed to elevate his game. And today he was central to our attacks.

The pressing and passing quickly lead to our first chance which fell neatly to Saka. It took a good first touch to allow him to pass it in and take some of the pressure off. Brighton are a really good team and, at full strength, would be a real threat. But today, our creativity our-created their limited threat. We broke quickly, and, care of Odegaard, often sliced them apart. Odegaard glided around the pitch today. Whether it was playing delicate, short passes in the box or threading the ball to our forwards, he operated on another – and new – level.

Our second goal came care of MO from a corner. It was well deserved. We looked like we could score at will. Brighton offered some threat, mainly down their left wing where their Japanese winger nipped around. White had to work pretty hard to contain him. Saka, unfortunately, was caught out a few times not tracking back. But they barely had a shot on target in that first half. It all looked to easy. This team expects to win.

Then the second half starts with a repeat of the first half. Martinelli, who’d been trying to beat Impy Lamptey on the inside, took him on the outside and forced the goalie into a good save. Eddie, the poacher, pounced and then we’re three nil up. Game over, right? But first a word on Eddie. This was a goal that Jesus would not have scored. Sure, he does not work as hard as Jesus – I mean, who could – but this is a classic Eddie goal. And vital as it turned out.

Somehow Saka managed to get a yellow card for a single foul. I can’t fathom how he can get kicked from pillar to post and the fullbacks rarely get a yellow and somehow, he makes one tackle and gets a yellow. OK, today Brighton – who do play football – did not hack him. But the point still stands. Saka needs protection; from referees.

At this point I thought Arteta would pull Partey and Saka to protect them. Instead, we replaced both full-backs. Turns out that was not the best idea MA has ever had. Whereas Tierney helped locked down our left hand side, poor Tomi got ripped apart by Mitoma. Once we made this change our defense seemed unsure. And Saliba, for the second match in a row, hesitated and dithered long enough for March to nab a goal to put us under unnecessary pressure.

Before the nerves could really creep in though, we stole one back. Again, they got to us down our right flank; Tomi got beaten and Saka was nowhere to be seen. The cross whipped across finally landed with Partey who feed Zinny and then Xhaka. As quiet as Xhaka was today, he held the ball and surveyed the field. Then Odegaard made himself open in the middle. Before he received the ball he already knew what he’d do. So, when Xhaka feed him, he immediately played the perfect ball over the top for Martinelli to out run Impy. And then, rather than pass it to the open Saka, he placed the ball between the goalies legs to make it 4-1.

What a classic counter-attack goal. Reminiscent of the great AW teams of the past. But that pass from Odegaard was sublime; perfect – fucking brilliant! It was Ozil-esque but without the attitude, without the salary or the lack of commitment. As each game passes by Odergaard is becoming our very own KDB. Today was another masterclass. His intricate passing is unparalleled. Thinking back to when he was initially on loan from RM, he seemed more like Ceballos than DB10, but, like this team, he has evolved and matured. I was skeptical of him being appointed our captain, but he’s also proven that he can be a silent leader. I never bought into this lead by example role but it’s hard to fault it now.

Watching this team makes me so proud. Not proud to be TOTL. Any team can do that (well, apart from that lot). And some other team will surely displace us. But proud of such a young team, with a young inexperienced manager, producing this style and quality of football. This is the type of football that we would all be happy to pay to watch and enjoy. Some of the interplay is exquisite. The style of play is as close to that of the peak Wenger years as you could hope to see. We started as Manchester City Reserves but it’s beginning to feel like we’ve migrate to be Wenger Reserves. And that’s something to be truly proud of. Not just to be successful (which we’re not yet) but to play in a way that inspires admiration from others. That leads the way; that moves the game itself forward.

Of course, I expect this all to implode during the next game. We surely can’t sustain this level of performance. I will always be haunted by prior years implosions. But here we have the future on our side. Any defeat or trauma will be but fuel for the future. Can we win the league? I doubt it. But, all I want for this season is Champions League qualification. Anything beyond that is a bonus. For instance, if that lot fail to qualify.

As the game got a little nervy, we can certainly give praise to VAR. In prior years the score would have been 3-4 with a tense 10 minutes. Somehow, it turned out that Mistoma’s long toe-nail was one micron offside in the build-up to this disallowed goal. In years gone past this would have been the prelude to a full on implosion. But this time we had VAR to protect us. Rather than have any of Tomi, Saka, Xhaka or Saliba actually defend the corner of our box we had to trust in VAR. Needless to say, if that had been our goal ruled out I would be fuming at VAR. As grateful as I am for VARs intervention, I’m not convinced that this was the intention of VAR. I can’t remember a single Arsenal player shouting for off-side. We had all assumed they scored. Someone, somewhere has to figure out this VAR thing. One idea from the new mistro Webb was putting ex-players in the VAR center. As long as it’s not that neanderthal Owen or moron Tony Gale.

That last 10 minutes was too nerve racking. Now that we survived, it can be a good learning lesson for the team. And for MA. Once Odegaard and then Partey went off we seem to fall apart. Against better teams and without VAR on our side, we would be punished. And now, as leaders or this fine and noble league, we have to hang on for as long as we can. We still have to play our first team twice and also Newcastle. This was a great weekend for us in the terms of the immediate teams around us. And thank you our ex-accountant for your contribution. But we have to be careful about how we close out games. Our Achilles heel in the past.

This was though, aside from the last panic-fueled last 10 minutes, an assured and polished performance. Unlike prior encounters with Brighton this one demonstrated the gulf in our class. And was yet another testament to the remarkable achievements of Arteta. He seems on track to out Pep’ing Pep. Even if we don’t quite make it through to the end of the season, We have seen more than sufficient evidence that we are blessed to have Arteta. He has helped rediscover the soul of this club. He has been able to rub out the tenure of Gazidis, Emery and Raul and reassert the Wenger values. Within a year of the exit of these three our view of Arsenal began to shift to where we are today; 180 degrees from where we had been. Think about that. The irony that the departure of our greedy Gazidis reignited this club. Thank you AC Milan. Please enjoy him to the fullest extent possible.

Now it’s time to turn to the transfer window. I think we all know what’s needed.  A £500,000,0000,000,000 investment in new players. But besides that a nice back-up to Partey along with another forward to support our current forward-line children. Of course, no-one above puberty need apply. Anyone with facial hair is already too old for us. Maybe a few zygotes would do nicely. Or, if we can stretch that far, a couple of toddlers. Or, alternatively, we could always try and recall Pepe. How we miss him. Sorry about that. Won’t happen again.

So happy new year. Enjoy the new year (at least until Tuesday). Enjoy the beauty of this team. And did I mention that we’re still TOTL.

-LB7

And welcome back. Finally. After 6 weeks of watching the fawning Infantino, it’s time for real football. And guess what, we’re still TOTL.

It was as though we’d never gone away to a far off sand dune for 6 weeks. We smoothly reengaged and resumed where we left off after Wolves. We dominated possession and weaved our way through them. Somehow Saka managed to score with his right foot and somehow this goal was disallowed. It was not offside in any normal way but VAR found a way to not overturn it.

It was surprising to see our full team. Both Saliba and Saka along with Martinelli started. And unfortunately a slight hesitation by Salliba and then his late challenge gave them a penalty. On replays it was not clear there was any contact but there was not enough to over-turn it. And then just before half-time VAR then took away a penalty. Sure it hit his head and not his hand but it would only have been fair to have awarded it. And prior to that Eddie had a few chances – in particularly when he was one on one with Fabianski. So going into half time one nil down it felt like we were destined to have no luck, no goals and sure to suffer an unfair loss. The traumas of last season came flooding back. There was no justice in that first half.

And then in the second half we dominated again but turned up the urgency. Odegaard was at the center of everything. Partey kept it simple and Saka demolished them. We were a little fortunate with the first goal but it was thoroughly deserved. And at this point it was basically us against Rice. Martinelli after a quiet first half then put us ahead via another fine move and yet more evidence as to why Fabinaski left us. Most of our swift interplay was on the right. White was excellent again. How this man was not in the England team is beyond me. But at least we was not injured. And up front, Eddie seemed to have a tough time in front of goal. He worked hard and linked up quite well. But I was missing Jesus. And then came yet more subtle interplay leading to Odegaard feeding Eddie in the box who immediately spun and, without even lifting his head, smacked the ball into the far corner. I’ve not seen Jesus do that in a while. What a goal. And that finally put the game to rest. Does that mean I have to admit that Eddie could be our man? Possibly. He should have scored earlier in the game but this was an exceptional goal. But I’d still be in the market for a loaner out of Spain if I could. We are still susceptible to another injury exposing us. Though it is somewhat surprising, that at this time of year, we would be missing our Jesus.

After 6 weeks of listening to Infantino this is what I’d been waiting for. But, as ever, my expectations were low; even lower at half-time. I’m like a battered child in recovery. Or a repressed alcoholic. Or an abused husband (two of three and definitely one are applicable here). But this was such an enjoyable performance. It started when I saw, unexpectedly, Saliba in the line-up. Even though he was at fault with their goal, he is the Rolls-Royce of our team and I’m just grateful he barely played at the world cup. The union of him and Gabriel and their growing understanding will be more fully tested than it was today but with Partey sitting in front, they provided ample protection for the assured Ramsdale. Odegaard was sumptuous though he was given too much time and space. He links up the team and liberates Xhaka.

It was interesting to see Tesco Tierney try to play as an inverted full-back. It did not quite work for him and end up limiting both Xhaka and Martinelli. Once Zinny replaced him it was so noticeable how much better the team functioned and how much more effective we were on the left. Zinny floated around in his 20 minute cameo in ways Tierney can only dream of. Lets wrap him up in cotton wool. And keep him away from the Russians.

We played like a team that believed we would win. West Ham retreated further and hunkered down. But between Saka, Odegaard and Xhaka, we continued to dominate and pull them apart. It was a pleasure to watch this team as they found their rhythm. The pace and decision making in the second half was just a notch improved. The one touch, unconscious passing and movement was beautiful to watch. This is why we watch football. This is why we watch Arsenal. I know WHU are at the wrong end of the league but you can only beat what’s in front of you. And we certainty have a long history of slipping up in games like this. But today, after such a long break, we found our groove, resumed where we’d left of and again looked like a team that could compete for at least a top four finish.

It’s quite crowded now. As that lot splutter we have Newcastle over performing and Liverpool finding their mojo again. Chelski are a long way back but with another owner willing to spend other peoples money they will find a way to claw back the points but not before they fire Potter. Sure our owners are Americans but theirs are Yanks. I have high hopes for many stupid decisions emanating from the ego of their owner. I expect to see plenty of more money wasted. Hopefully.

With Newcastle and others coming up next month (and not to look past Brighton either) it will be a tough path that we have to travel. This squad is so young and lacking depth. I remain unconvinced by Vieira (though he is young and still adjusting) and we need ESR to find some fitness. Beyond that we need cover for Partey and Saka. I worry less about our defense once we get Tomi back. But one of two injuries – beyond Jesus – will significantly impair us. In the meantime, we continue to play a style and quality of football that others can only dream of. Sure, we might look a little like Man City reserves, but if that results in us finishing 2^nd (and that lot 6^th) then I’ll be more than happy.

I’m not just refusing to consider our ability to win this thing, I’m refusing to discuss it. Man City have too much quality, strength and depth. In addition they have that the Ugly Norseman. We are but young and inexperienced. Full of potential but lacking depth in our squad. I’ve always felt we were a year or two – two more transfer windows – from being genuinely competitive. So, let’s wallow in the enjoyment of todays performance. Appreciate the style of football we’re playing. And, love the fact that we finally saw the Master – AW – in the audience. It’s about bloody time he made his way back to us. After all those stupid ideas he’s been generating for the corrupt wankers in Switzerland maybe we can remind him where the true strength of football lies – at the club level. Maybe can dissuade him from a WC every two months comprising 550 different national teams with no-one being eliminated until they’d lost 5 games.

But here we are still TOTL. And, more importantly, enjoying our football. It’s remarkable how good a job Arteta has done. And it’s amusing to see the media turn in his favour – finally; for the moment at least. Arteta has been consistent and firm in his vision and execution. I think I wavered but once in his three year tenure. It will be interesting to see how he responds to the pressure of Anfield and St. James Park. Especially after last years implosion. But I’m sure he and the team have learned from that fiasco. As long as we can avoid Paul Tierney the referee who is a Cunning Unified National Torturer, we should be competitive and remain in a strong position. If only he could ref some of the games between our competitors and send them all off. He’d just have to hallucinate that he was referring one of our games.

Anyway, after 6 weeks of suffering the drum beat of the false world of the WC. it’s a pleasure to be back in the real world of English football. And it’s a pleasure to be able to watch our team perform and entertain knowing that they are still along way off from their full development. But todays was definitely fun and uplifting. And engaging in ways that the WC could never be. I managed to catch a few games today. What a pleasure it is to watch the EPL (ignoring the first game of the day); real football played by real players but refereed by absolute twats; though Michael Oliver might be an exception to that rule.

But before I depart I think it’s important for me to state the following. To remove any ambiguity and misunderstanding amongst my legions of readers.  So let me be as clear as I can. Today, like nearly every day, I feel Fat. I feel Gay. I feel Republican. I feel Tall. I feel Stupid. I feel Bald. I feel Ugly. And, did I mention that I feel Fat? Of course, that might be because I’m a bald, fat, ugly, miserable specimen on a human being. But at least I’m not labouring under the delusion of being the President of the Most Corrupt non-political organization on plant earth. Though I would not mind paying myself multi-millions a year in salary and evading capture by the FBI. But I don’t know if I could stomach eating food prepared by Salt Bae; what a monumental wanker. A match made in Zurich (oh, sorry, he’s not allowed to travel there because he’ll get arrested). For the next few months I pray to don’t have to hear a word from that oily, over-paid, corrupt leader of the beautiful game. Instead, I’ll be listening to MA and Edu as they explain how, in the January window, we’re going to sign Joao Felix, Declan Rice and Mudryk. But for the next few days I’ll enjoy the reflected glow of the most entertaining and pleasing team in the EPL. And, of course, we remain TOTL

-LB7

Fuck Me. We won the pre-WC EPL. Half-way Champions. Guaranteed to be TOTL for another 6 weeks and by a 5 point margin. Who the hell saw that coming at the start of the season? I seem to remember the general consensus being we’d not even make the top 4. It’s by no means guaranteed that we will but we have at least an 11 point margin. Not bad for a team that no-one rated.

Today was just yet another example of what a fine team we’ve developed into. Though not entirely at the races today we were sufficiently smooth and in control to deservedly beat a reasonable Wolves team. A team that clearly lacks any forwards that can score. But, you know, that’s their problem.

Our problem today was Xhaka. And it was nothing to do with the referee. Today Xhaka sent himself off. Within 2 minutes he was on the ground and within 15 minutes off the pitch. The cynical might imagine he contrived this exit to protect himself for Switzerland and the WC; to not put himself in jeopardy for the WC. Maybe we’ll find out today once Arteta speaks. It shows how far though we’ve come when losing Xhaka after 15 minutes send waves of concerns through you. How will we survive without him? Especially when it’s Vieira who’s the replacement. Three years ago everyone wanted him of this team. And today we have a nervous breakdown when he has to go off the pitch.

Though we controlled and dominated the first half we did not generate too much of a direct threat. They played, as expected, on the fast counter. With Adama, they have a Walcott-like player with about the same natural ball-control. All speed and no coordination or football IQ. That’s Theo Adama. Without Xhaka the majority of our creativity came down the right hand side. Saka, who was not fouled as much as normal, linked well with Odegaard and White. But, like others today, White was just a little off his game. Wayward passes and missed tackles. We even saw one of those no-look back passes from Saliba that went right to their player. This time Gabriel helped bail him out. That, and the lack of ability of their attacker.

The second half seemed to be moving in the same direction. We dominated and they had a bank of 4 and 5 defending against us. We looked most likely to score on our counter on the few occasions when they threatened. And when we finally scored it came from the unlikely boots of Odegaard as he nipped in from of Saka. Even though Jesus is incapable of scoring he was pivotal in all our play today. His energy level and drive is unmatched. Well, maybe by Martinelli – who started the move for the first goal. It’s unfortunate that Jesus managed to find the crossbar in the first half but he more than made up for it. He has been one of the main reasons this team is at a level we’ve not seen in decades. He works so hard. One time running back, in the first half I think, to dispossess Theo Adama.

Prior to the first goal I had the fear of a 0-0 result. For all our possession, we’d not exactly tested their goalie. We seemed to be playing just a little too slowly. Everyone seemed to be at 95% of their Chelsea level. Zinny was subdued and seemed to miss Xhaka. Partey strolled around but, again, lacking Xhaka, had fewer outlets for his passes. It just all seemed a little ponderous. And then Martinelli went on one of his runs that turned by-passed their midfield to feed Jesus to split their defense for Vieira to suddenly turn up and do the right thing. Finally. And then Martinelli won back the ball and feed Zinny that lead to Odegaard closing out the game with his second. Jesus and Martinelli were the catalysts though neither scored. And all from the left-hand side.

And then it was a controlled, walk in the park. It’s amazing how relaxing it is watching this version of Arsenal. No dramatics, no self-destruction. But, rather, a defense built around the magisterial Saliba and gritty Gabriel.  They are young enough to be making mistakes but talented enough to be shutting down most players. And behind them we have the grinning Ramsdale. Just one or two saves today. But he inspires confidence and he exudes personality and energy.

Who knows whether we can win this league. The squad still feels too slim. An injury to Partey, Jesus, Saka or Xhaka would throw a serious spanner in the works. And we’ve not played Man City yet. Let’s hope our games are squeezed between their champions league away matches. But this is a team that is a pleasure to watch. No one can deny that Arteta has worked wonders with this squad. Both by jettisoning the excrement – David Luis, Mustafa, Kolinsac etc – but by molding the youngest squad in the EPL into a team that leads by 5 points (thank you, Brentford). The last time we had a group this young was in one of Wengers rebuilds. Players like Wilshire, Fabregas, Gibbs, Ramsey, Bellerin. But even the great AW was unable to build such an effective team as the one we have today. The only experience we have is Partey and Xhaka. Though in Jesus and Zinny we added EPL winners. My assumption is that come the January window we’ll add a couple more youngsters. At the same time last year we took the opportunity to dump OhBameyang but not replace him and, arguably, tire in the final stretch through a lack of squad depth. Has Edu learned that lesson? Kroenke is clearly not afraid to spend money. And Edu has spent is wisely. So you have to believe they understand that they have an actual chance now. And therefore, they must attempt to bring in depth. But not some random wanker that looks good. We’ve seen that before (remember Kim Kallstrom?).  

This team has completely exceeded expectations. Not just in terms of results but also in the quality of their football. There is no other team that is as enjoyable to watch. Even more so than ManCity. And who saw this coming. Those brilliant performances against Liverpool, Chelsea and Sp*rs. Along with numerous away wins that in previous years we’d had found ways to implode. The recovery after the referee induced loss at Man U. The consistency and dependability of Partey. And the tactics of Arteta. His systems, his belief and his choices. Who would have guess we’d end up with White at right back and Tomi at left. And who would have imagined that Southgate reads this blog and decide to take my advice and include White in the WC squad. Sure, he’s (Southgate not White) too stupid to play him so I’m sure White won’t actually kick a ball in the WC. But at least he’s there to keep Ramsdale company on the bench. How Pickford can still be deemed the starting goalie is beyond me. Ramsdale is the best English goalie I’ve seen this year. By a wide margin. He had another clean sheet today. I wonder how many Pickford has had? If he’s had any. And if you want a goalie to play out form the back you don’t want Pickford or Pope.

Anyway, we are TOTL. And with a buffer. Amazing. All we can do is hope that Ghana get eliminated in the group stage whereas Portugal and Belgium get to the semi-finals. Of course, there’s a chance England might also sap Saka’s energy. But, maybe, this competition will provide him with further exposure and then protection from our refs when he returns.

This is as good as I’ve seen us since the late 2000’s prior to the Eduardo assault that ruined his career and our hopes for that year – though we did have the primadonna Gallas on the team. But we play better football. Of course we also have an abundance of youth. So, I still maintain the view that we won’t win the league (even though I fervently pray for this) but with the points cushion is mandatory that we qualify for next years Champions League. Fortunately, we were lucky enough to lose against Brighton so we don’t have to worry about that stupid competition. What is the point of a match if it’s not televised? I mean, what is up with the organizers of this shambles if people can’t watch the game? Where will the money come from if not from the TV? What is the point. None. So that saves us an unnecessary game. And leaves Man City having one more. Not that we should forget about Newcastle. It’s remarkable to see what £200m+ can buy. A goalie, two defenders, two midfield players and two attackers – at least. It’s nice to see Willock thriving but no-one else. And they will pile in yet more money as well.

We now have six weeks to enjoy our deserved and elevated status. Winners of just about ½ an EPL trophy. And ½ way to the Champions League. And now put into suspended animation while we all are forced to watch the corrupt WC instead of the continuation of my birthright. The EPL. Sure, I’ll watch. What else am I supposed to do? I just wish some of the teams would take off their shirts to display t-shirts that would scream about the corruption of FIFA; the criminality of the event being held in the middle of nowhere in the middle of our season. But I’m just dreaming. Maybe someone will mention LBGT+ or other issues that FIFA deem to be unworthy of discussion. Maybe FIFA will also send me a strongly worded letter. Man, they can be tough when they want to be. Those letters sure are threatening. At least the UN have an inner council that can veto the more stupid ideas. At FIFA there is no idea that is too stupid. No more than this WC. So, please enjoy your next 6 weeks. And let’s all pray for the health of our players and let’s also worship our manager. The true successor to AW. Arteta has created wine from water. He has created a team for the ages. I have not had as much fun watching Arsenal since my kids were so young that I actually still liked them. Assuming I ever did. And that’s not clear to me.

Anyway. Here we are, TOTL. And we will when we resume. TOTL.

-LB7

TOTL. Again. No luck with this one though. Thoroughly deserved. This was men against boys. And the boys won. Sure, by one goal only. But if the judges were giving marks for presentation, artistry, skill, teamwork, cohesion and style it would have been a whitewash, a clean sweep, a knockout. And we’re not the finished product by a long way. And they definitely looked like they were, Finished that is. But not a product.

Where to start? Partey would be a good place. Smooth, dominant, uncomplicated and with no wayward shots into row Z. This is why he’s so important for us. He liberates Odegaard and Xhaka. He protects the defense and links the rest of the team. Unlike against Forest this lot tried to get close to him but he won every tackle, broke up every attack and was the springboard for every attack (well, ok, maybe not every attack).

Next would be the artist formally known as Arteta. How does he decide to play Zinny rather than Tierney? I mean, this poor man has been fighting on the Russian front for a month or so. Sure, they say it was an injury but we know the truth. How else can you explain that vicious haircut. It seemed, after being on the bench but not playing on Thursday that he would get some minutes at the end of this game to reintroduce himself. But instead Arteta went all-in and started him. And right from the of you could see the difference he made The good old inverted fullback added yet another dimension to this team. Of course I love the two Ts – Tomi and Tierney – but our Ukrainian elevates the team. As long as his fit and not fighting on the northern front, he will start.

This team improves each week. It is gelling and developing. We are not perfect (yet) by any stretch. But we demonstrated the gulf between these two teams. They were a collection of players with no obvious strategy or cohesion; they were individuals trying to figure out how to play together. A mess, if you will. They had, maybe, two opportunities (if that) one when Havitz launched the ball into the heavens when OhBameyang was heading to the six yard area. And I can’t think of a save that Ramsdale had to make. I think he had a tougher game against Forest. Chelsea were pretty useless to be honest. I don’t get how they play. There is no way that Sterling fits into this team. And Ohbameyang was pretty sad. He played like he did in our last few games, anonymous and uninvolved. It never made sense for them to acquire him but it clearly made sense for us to ditch him. His time has past. We had Jesus buzzing around destabilizing them and working tirelessly for the team. He might not have scored but he initiated the attack leading to the corner that provide the three points. Chasing down old man Silva to disposes him. What an unbelievable upgrade to this team he’s proven to be. And in this game the contrast could not have been more stark.

Of course, it would have been nice if he could have scored with his header from Martinelli in the first half after the play of the game. From Partey winning the ball as Chelsea vainly tried to attack on the left to the interplay on the edge of our box with Xhaka and Odegaard before progressing out left. The move was quintessential Arteta football. One touch, instinctive, fluent, rapid progression and breathtaking. At some point Jesus will score. I hope.

Going into this game I could not imagine the performance and the result could exceed the pleasure of last year. But this is a superior team against a weakened Chelsea. It’s wonderful to watch the self-destruction of a club fueled by Russian dollars and now being funded by Yankee dollars. All being wasted now by a baseball owner after buying anyone that no-one else wanted – and for double the price. It became quite obvious though that there was only one actual team with a vision of how to play the beautiful game. And one team who knew how to assault and bludgeon Saka. We had the laughable situation where Saka gets booked before the hairy monster even after he’d fouled him numerous times, In fact the card came after he’d been fouled again but the ref chose to ignore. Anyway, he deserved to be kicked if not have his hair trimmed just a little bit. Let’s hope that during the WC Saka will get more protection from the refs – it will certainly help that no English ref will be involved in his games. Gosh, I wonder why there’s only one English ref that’s been appointed? Maybe, somewhere in the bowls of the FA or the referees organization, they are asking that question. They should be embarrassed with the drop in the standards of referring in England.

Anyway, though we took our time to find our solitary goal the defense remained as solid as the Bank of England. Actually, let me revise that. Post Ms. Truss, let’s modify that to being as solid as a third world country with a tinpot leader lying about the benefits of leaving some collective organization, I don’t know let’s say, for shits and giggles, the European Union. Nonetheless, Saliba was imperious again. And Gabriel – with no hair brained mistakes – resolute in his defense. It’s ridiculous to think Saliba is just 21. Silva is literally old enough to be his father. I suspect though, as good as Silva is – he was the only decent player for them – Saliba will rise to greater heights, He is just so dam calm and smooth. And fast. As I’ve said before, the closest I’ve seen to Rio Ferdinand but better. Compare him to the lorry that is Dier or the chin that is Macguire and you can see why this defense of ours is so solid .

Odergaard was still relatively quiet but when he has Xhaka and Zinny there he is still effective if slightly subdued. But I have no complaints. His quick passing and vision helps knit this team together. With Zinny behind him, Xhaka was liberated to help support Martinelli and play even further forward. The balance of this team is so close to being  perfect. It’s just needs a little more time, experience and exposure to a little (but not too much) disappointment. More even than the end of last season.

One of our weaknesses is our lack of depth, We are so dependent on Partey that is was important again to see Elneny obtain more minutes. Likewise Holding, who is no more of a center half than Dickhead Dier, also appear with his forever improving hair. We need ESR to rediscover his groin and also for Nelson to get minutes to help protect Saka And Martnelli can’t play every game. And finally, we need Eddie to score some goals.

We were so superior, such was the domination that there was no need for VAR to intervene. That’s’ two games in a row now. Though some might argue that Forest was more of a challenge. I’m joking (I think).

So here we are, one game from the infernal WC, more than one third of the way through the season and still sitting TOTL. How is this possible? What odds would you have got on that happening? Are we this years Leicester City? Without, that is, the diver Vardy or the smoothly attired self-loving Rogers. Given that it’s the Nordic Wildman from the North chasing us we surely deserve some award already?  Maybe some red ribbons. Because it’s inconceivable we’ll lift the trophy. But then again there is so much joy in watching this team play and appreciating the quality of football. It harks back to the golden years of Wenger. This is the legacy of Arteta. His belief in his own vision and commitment to playing football in the manner we’ve all become accustomed to. None of this dreary cap from that lot down the road. Or from anyone other than Pep. Sure, I’d like to win something (remember he already won us the F A Cup) but I still think we require more time to ferment and mature. Now is not quite our time. But, after this game – having beaten Liverpool, Chelsea and that lot down the road (though it seems that everyone beats them now) – and only losing to United because the ref was an unadulterated wanker, we can consider ourselves worthy. Worthy of being genuine contenders for the Champions League qualification and outside contenders for the title. Not that we’ll win it. We still have to play Pep twice. And, as I always say, we’re only one game away from an infuriating defeat and/or a losing streak and the related fan meltdown. But this team has something special about it. It enjoys its football and it fundamentally understands how to play the game. It’s just that we’re not quite ready yet. We need a little more time and a few more players. Imagine one more summer transfer window where we bring in just two more players of the class of White, Jesus, Zinny or Ramsdale. Which reminds me, how good was White again? How can it be that Southgate ignores him. With players being injured by the week, surely he must make the squad? The chinless one still can’t make the losing United team and Dier continues to make the mistakes that one would expect when you have a tortoise playing center half.

This game exceeded expectations but we still have one more against a possibly rejuvenated Wolves with their new, bright and shinny manager. We are assured of being ahead of everyone aside from Peps boys. But one more victory and we can go into the sand dunes TOTL for all of November. Now that would be nice. TOTL.

-LB7

TOTL. And that was easier than expected. There were some nervous moments but finally we remembered how to score and dominate. After the last few weeks, I’d figured this would be a tiresome game with an obstinate, defensive Forest proving tough to breakdown. In the previous four games we’d started to show some fatigue. This seemed the game where we could take a wrong turn and veer backwards. It’s all relative, of course. You could run me over with a bus and chop off my legs (please place them carefully somewhere so I can reattach them) but I’d still have the joy of the first eleven games. So, I went in with low expectations. And by half time I was genuinely nervous.

We dominated the first half. Forest were as advertised. A latter day Bolton. Banks of defenders looking to score from set-peices and our mistakes. And there were a few care of a White/Partey mix up and then a classic Garbiel moment of suicide in the box. Overall though we came out the blocks fast and sharp. And within 5 minutes our youngsters had combined for a brilliant headed goal. Martinelli had evolved from last year and he’s still a baby. I’m not sure he’s allowed to go out at night. But what a header; all care of Saka. At that point you figured we’d dominate and run up the score. Instead, we had to watch as we missed too many chances.

Poor old Jesus, he is fated to never score again. Fortunately, he can still set up goals. Hopefully he knows more than us and has decided to break his goal drought next week. But today he found numerous ways to not score.

A moment of thought for Saka. At one nill up losing him did not bode well. I bet few people expected to see Nelson emerge as his replacement. It felt to me that this could turn into one of those games where we let them back in; just as we did last week. For Saka, this was quite upsetting. He has been targeted by every team we play. He’s normally the first person on Arsenal to be fouled. And sure as you can set your watch by it, he was immediately fouled to start the game. I suspect that was the kick that hurt the most. But within 20 minutes he’d been fouled three times. No yellow card for anyone. This boy screams out for protection. At least that knuckle head is no longer at Villa. Instead, we’ll have the pleasure of seeing the accountant return to lead them. But back to the game.

The rest of the first half was one way traffic – aside from the mindless pass by Gabriel in the penalty box. Once Lingard spurned that chance – though, it was White that threw himself in to block that shot – you felt we’d likely be safe. How passive was Lingard generally. There’s a boy who’s career was blessed by being at United, raised on a pedestal because of that club and has since flattered to deceive. Anyway, once we got through that moment of madness – we are more or less guaranteed once a game a Gabriel moment of suicide – we remained in control if somewhat ponderous and slow.

Halftime was worrying; thinking about the lack of Saka, the introduction of Nelson who immediately seemed to play too narrow and thus force our creativity down the left-hand side. I could see Forest undeservedly sneaking back into the game.

Whatever Arteta said at half-time he should copywrite and franchise. The second half looked entirely different. Of course, it helped that Forest continued to give us space to construct their demolition. And it turns out Nelson is not half bad. From being surprised and concerned about his appearance I quickly pivoted to demanding that he replace Kane in the England squad for the WC. Not just one goal but two and then an assist! And the second was a little more intriguing. And real opportunist goal. A delicate touch with a late arrival into the box. That first goal seemed to transform him. From the first half when he seemed scared of making any moves. Where he passed the ball sideways and backs to remembering that he could take on players and create. From then on he shone bright. Even when moved over to the left hand side to accommodate the ineffectual Vieira. Nelson today, hopefully, marked his formal arrival. Of course, Saka will consign him back to the bench where, hopefully, he will soon be rejoined by the beaming Elneny. But today Nelson made a real difference. Maybe that’s the diference between playing with the second string in the NoHoppa cup and playing with the big boys against the Mighty Forest. Many have often worried what would happen once we lost Saka. And today we found out.

After that cameo, it was one way traffic. Forest were pretty abject but that was also partly down to the majesty of Partey. I was in shock at the amount of space Forest continue to give him. In the first half they remained fairly close to him but by the second half there was rarely anyone within a 20 yard radius from him. He controlled the game and purred. And then, unbelievable, he scored another picturesque, curling goal. Twice in one season. And no injury yet. Could this still be our Partey? Reality returned towards the end when he reassuringly tried another shot that ended up in row Z. Phew, normal service was resumed. He shone so bright today. Effortless and simple. For that second goal you could see the vertical progression from Ramsdale simple throw to Partey who then perfectly threaded the ball through to the rejuvenated Xhaka. That pass split their defense and lead to Jesus realizing that he was not destined to score and set up Nelson instead.

The defense was not really tested accept when we decided to test it ourselves. We created their best chances from our own mistakes. But thankfully in the second half there were none. Aside from that moment Gabriel was unchallenged. In the first half there were too many times where the ball was at his feet as we looked to progress the ball whereas in the second half it was, thankfully, others. Alongside him Saliba was as majestic as ever. And then there’s White. It’s impressive to see how he’s settled into that right back position. It was harder for him once Saka went off, with no clear outlet in front of him, but he still shut down anything and helped create. And then, once the game was won he switched back to center half and effortlessly controlled the defense. And don’t forget that block in the first half when he threw himself at the Lindgard shot. How can White not be going to the WC? How can Southgate not pick this guy? Maybe we’ll benefit by keeping him fresh but given his ability and versatility it’s amazing to think he won’t make the squad while the chin that plays for Man U might not only be in the squad but the starting eleven. Oh poor England.

The demolition of Forest in the second half makes up for the lack of goals in the past few games. It was a pleasure to watch. Much like most other games this season. We just seemed to find another gear. There was a fluency, speed of movement and actual finishing. Well, apart from poor Jesus. Surely, he will score again in the next few years. You’d hope so. But in the meantime, he continues to create and set up others. Two more assists today. One of which set up twinkle toes Odegaard to crush the net. Our captain was fairly quiet today but it’s always good to see him actually take a shot – especially with real venom.

You have to feel a little sorry for Tierney. Not only did he not start. It seems pretty clear he’s lost his starting position to the reliable Tomi. But now even Cedric comes onto the pitch as a substitute before him. Oh, how painful must that be. I’m sure though that was just to give Cedric some minutes. Tomi is still figuring out the whole inverted full-back thing. He’s getting more involved in the creativity thing but when Zinny is finally back it will be interesting to see who starts.  

Arteta even sat down for the last 10 or 15 minutes today. That’s how assured we were and how tame Forest were. I have no idea how Forest managed to win against Liverpool. It must have been like winning the lottery though because they had nothing today. They seemed destined to return to the Championship. Surely, they will get relegated. They are the worst team we’ve played. Leeds, who were excellent against Liverpool yesterday, are miles ahead of them not just in terms of talent, work-rate and commitment but in terms of how Leeds actually try and play football. We can officially anoint Forest as this years Burnley.  With the same destination.

So, the accountant has landed at Villa. That will be a match made in heaven. They resemble Villareal and Seville in many ways. He also follows on from a Philistine who thought in terms of blood and guts. Actually, it’s not clear he thought. But the accountant will make them a more competitive team and allow them to become a solid mid-table team. He’ll need a little time to work his system and organization into that team. It will be a shock to the players to have some actual tactics and adaptability. He’s earned his right to return after getting the Champions League semi-final. Whatever he accomplishes though I will forever be relieved that we relieved him of his duties with us. Arteta is our savior and he was never going to be. Arteta had the backbone to stand up and insist on his methods, belief and the players he wanted. Two different styles; two different philosophies. And, depending on the club and their expectations, each could be successful. But at Arsenal it’s Arteta that works. And, it turns out, it’s happening quicker than we had a right to expect. And not just in terms of points and position in the league. But, more fundamentally, the way we are trying to play; the way we are trying to entertain; the way we are trying to dominate and impose ourselves. It won’t always work. As we saw against Leeds and Southampton. And that’s why today felt like a potential banana skin. Last season we’d go on those winless streaks where we’d seem to decay and deteriorate. But today we saw the new Arsenal. With better players and more experience. More experience from our 21 year olds.

So, aside from the Thursday distraction, it’s all eyes on Chelsea. We can’t hope for last years performance and result. They will surely react to the disaster in Brighton. And hopefully we’ll have Saka back. And this would be a nice time for Jesus to rediscover his scoring touch. Potter will be tactically fluid and we’ll have to adapt. This will be our last major conflict (no offence Wolves) before the infuriating WC. Two more games to see whether we can enter the WC period TOTL. But, in the meantime, we can remain content that we will, remarkably, remain TOTL.

-LB7